Fools! Birch Wood Pins
The three idiots that accompany the rubbish advice demons, rolling along the floor and eating jam with their hands, are now available to YOU to WEAR on your CLOTHES (or similar). Choose from three ripe buffoons: Japes Bird (Who Is Tired Of Japes), Toot Fish (Comes With Own Tooter), and Sir Snail (Once A Philosopher, Now Retired, Thinks Of Nothing).
Made from recycled birch plywood, printed right here in the UK, wood pins take 20% less energy to produce than enamel pins. Isn't that cool?