Tea Time in the Netherlands
A small-format zine of all the cups of tea I had while I was in the Netherlands, in all-recycled heavyweight paper. Comes with a bag of my favourite tea slid tenderly between the pages so that you can feel, for a moment, what it's like to be me. For extra authenticity, either neck the tea so fast it burns you, or leave it to go cold for about an hour before pouring it sadly away.
Numbered and signed. Tea is caffeinated. If you don't like caffeine, you could snip open the bag, set the leaves aside for Arcane Purposes, and just brew the empty bag. Up to you.